Quotes In Computers
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
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