Quotes By Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
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