Quotes By George Burns
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. 
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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