Quotes By Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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