Quotes By Calvin Trillin
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
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Health food makes me sick.
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I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
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In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
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Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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